Red diner booths and chrome stools on a checked floor before service
The circuit9 houses · 2 states · 3,886 recorded attempts

Nine kitchens that keep score

These are the only addresses where a result of mine counts, because these are the only ones that weigh the dish in front of the room and write the number down.

Krause's Counter, Toledo — 07:12, before the first pot of coffee. Eleven seats, four of them reserved on attempt days.

Map No. 4

The circuit, drawn on a placemat

A hand-drawn plan of north-west Ohio and south-east Michigan showing nine challenge venues, each marked with the share of attempts that have ever been clearedThe BoundaryAdrian · 4.3% clearedPike & AnchorMonroe · 2.3% clearedHarbor RoomPort Clinton · 7.3%Krause's CounterToledo · 3.1% clearedLake Street GrillSandusky · 6.9%Dell's ChophouseFremont · 15.2%Hollis DinerBowling Green · 32.6%The Long TableNapoleon · 20.6%Ninth Street DeliLima · 33.5% clearedLake ErieMichiganOhioNot to scale · 164 miles end to end · 3 h 40 in the van

What a pass rate means

The share of all comers who have ever cleared that house's challenge, counted by the house, not by me. Hollis sits at a third because the skillet is small and the room is kind. Pike & Anchor sits at 2.3% because six pies is six pies.

3,886Attempts logged across the nine
402Cleared by anybody, ever
41Mine, of which 32 cleared
See the 41

Five of the nine, and their house rules

A row of red stools along a tiled counter on a checked floor
3.1%cleared, 1,214 attempts

Krause's Counter — Toledo, Ohio

The Maumee Tray, 6 lb 2 oz, 32 minutes. Eleven stools, no booths, and the scale lives on the pass where everyone can see it. Thirty-eight people have cleared it since 2009 and all thirty-eight are written on the wall behind the register.

  • No standing, no leaving the stool, no outside drink.
  • Clock starts when the tray touches the counter.
  • Lose and it is $38 and your name is not written anywhere.
Orange upholstered booths and tables under strip lighting
2.3%cleared, 517 attempts

Pike & Anchor — Monroe, Michigan

Six eighteen-inch pies in forty-five minutes, which is the hardest thing on this map and the only challenge that has beaten me without ever being close. Twelve clears in nineteen years, none since 2021.

  • Pies come out one at a time, four minutes apart.
  • Crusts count. Leaving them is a fail and always has been.
  • Lose and it is $94, the house price of the six.
Red diner chairs and tables beside a window looking onto a car park
32.6%cleared, 288 attempts

Hollis Diner — Bowling Green, Ohio

Nine eggs, hash and three rashers, thirty minutes, and the plate has to be clean rather than empty. Easiest pass rate on the circuit and the only one where the last ninety seconds are genuinely unpleasant.

  • Clean plate: no yolk, no hash, no crumb of toast.
  • Coffee is free during and is a mistake.
  • Win and you get nothing. House rule since 1994.
A corner booth with a bare table and a condiment caddy
4.3%cleared, 211 attempts

The Boundary — Adrian, Michigan

Eight pounds of dairy in thirty minutes. It has beaten me twice, in March and again in August, and the second time I was further off than the first. Cold is the whole problem and there is no technique for cold.

  • No hot drinks at the table, before or during.
  • Melt counts. The bowl is weighed at the end as it sits.
  • Lose and it is $44 and a photograph on the cold wall.
Ribs and corn on the cob laid out on a checked cloth with sauce pots
15.2%cleared, 402 attempts

Dell's Chophouse — Fremont, Ohio

A rack and a half with cornbread and slaw, ninety minutes, which is generous enough that the challenge is boredom rather than volume. Sixty-one clears, and Dell will tell you about every one of them if you let him.

  • Bones are weighed back. Meat left on them counts against you.
  • One toilet break, timed, inside the ninety.
  • Win and the tray is framed and hung the same night.

What settled looks like

The same tray, twenty-nine minutes and forty-one seconds apart. The second weigh-in is the only photograph that matters.

A loaded rack of ribs in a checked paper basket, untouched
00:006 lb 2 oz on the scale
29:41
The same plate at the end, bare except for a fork and a trace of sauce
29:410 oz · verdict signed by the house

Krause's Counter, Toledo, 19 April 2026. Photographs taken by the kitchen on the house camera, which is how every result on this site is evidenced.

How a house gets added

Four things, in this order. Nothing is added on a handshake and nothing is added the same week.

One

The kitchen owns a scale

A legal-for-trade scale with a current sticker, on the pass, visible from the room. No scale, no entry, and this is where most enquiries stop.

Two

The limit is written down

On the menu, on the wall, or on a card that goes to the table. A limit that moves on the night is not a limit and the attempt does not count.

Three

The house keeps a book

Every attempt, won or lost, with a date and a name. The pass rate on the map above comes out of those books and nowhere else.

Four

Somebody local has cleared it

At least one clear by somebody who is not a visiting eater. A challenge nobody from the town has ever beaten is a prop, and I will not be the first name on it.

Your kitchen · your scale · your clock

A tenth house would be welcome

If you run a challenge in Ohio, Michigan or Indiana and you keep a book, send the build sheet and the limit. I answer every one, usually within four days, and about one in twelve becomes a date.