A row of chrome and red stools along a tiled counter
Six thingsPrinted and packed in ToledoPosted Thursdays

The counter

Short runs, hand-set prices, no restocks. When a run goes the artwork is retired and the number on the back of the label is the last one that was ever made.

From$12Flat $6 post, USA

Everything there is

Stock is stamped on each card. Two of the six are already gone and will not come back.
A plain white cotton t-shirt hanging flat against a grey wall
In

Beaten tee

Enamel white · 240 gsm · S–4XL · run of 300Two colours on the back, one on the chest
$34118 left
A plain mustard yellow baseball cap on a white background
In

House cap

Mustard · six panel · brass buckle · run of 200Flat embroidery, no patch, no mesh
$2846 left
A plain unprinted canvas tote bag hanging against a grey background
Gone

Scale-slip tote

12 oz canvas · run of 120 · out 4 Nov 2026Printed with a real slip from attempt No. 36
$22Retired
A plain white ceramic mug standing on a pale surface
In

Diner mug, 12 oz

Thick-walled china · rolled rim · run of 400Dishwasher fine, microwave fine, drop it and it goes
$18231 left
A stack of blank white cards on a plain surface
In

Docket pad, 50 sheets

Carbonless duplicate · run of 1,000 · A6Weight in, weight out, time, verdict, two signatures
$12604 left
A mechanical stopwatch photographed against a black background
Gone

The clock that times them

Mechanical · 30 minute dial · run of 25 · signedServiced before posting. Numbered on the case back
$180Retired
A mechanical stopwatch with its second hand near the thirty minute markNo. 07 of 25 · photographed before posting · Toledo, 12 Nov 2026
Retired · 25 made

Twenty-five clocks, and all of them have been on a counter

Each one timed at least one settled attempt before it was sold, and the attempt number is engraved inside the case back along with the elapsed time it recorded. Seven of them timed a failure, which is stated on the card rather than hidden.

MovementMechanical, 7 jewel, 30 min dial
Case52 mm chrome, engraved back
Supplied withIts own docket, signed by the house
Price when sold$180, posted insured
Which attempts they timed
Print runs since 2021

Everything is made in batches that fit in the van, by a two-press shop on Monroe Street who have never missed a Thursday. Nothing is drop-shipped and nothing is printed on demand, which is why things run out.

Trade and bulk
2,045Pieces printed in total
11Runs retired and never repeated
4 daysFastest a run has ever sold out
$6Flat post anywhere in the USA

Posting, sizing, and what happens if it is wrong

PostingThursdays only, first class, flat $6 inside the USA and $21 to Canada. Orders placed after Wednesday noon go the following week.
SizingThe tee runs one size small through the chest. I wear a 2XL and I am 218 lb at 6 ft 1. Measurements for every size are printed on the inside of the parcel.
Wrong sizeSend it back unworn inside 30 days and the right one goes out on the next Thursday. Postage back is on me the first time and on you the second.
DamagedA photograph of the parcel is enough. Eleven have arrived broken since 2021, all of them mugs, all of them replaced the same week.
Retired runsNo waiting list, no pre-order, no reprint. If it says Gone it is gone, and asking politely will not change it.
Printed ToledoPosted ThursdaysNever restocked

The docket arrives before the parcel does

Every order ships with a carbon slip from the pad: what you bought, what it weighs, and which attempt paid for the press time. Put your address on the list below and you will know when a run is about to go.

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